It's like blaming the increase of skin cancer cases on the exposure to sun, instead of rubbing your skin daily with carcinogenic cremes for many years.
I think everyone just needs to switch to coffee coolatas and that should take care of it. But if you’re unvaccinated don’t go through the drive through, cuz you might crash your car into a jelly donut. Can’t be too safe.
Well, they have been pretty much blaming everything for heart attacks. I guess they'll simply switch saying being alive causes cancer. I can even preview the headlines in my head: "Why assisted suicide might be good for your health: scienfic studies found that being alive increases your chances of getting cancer by 10000%.". I could even write the entire article.
Coffee and climate change is a dangerous combination
It's like blaming the increase of skin cancer cases on the exposure to sun, instead of rubbing your skin daily with carcinogenic cremes for many years.
I think everyone just needs to switch to coffee coolatas and that should take care of it. But if you’re unvaccinated don’t go through the drive through, cuz you might crash your car into a jelly donut. Can’t be too safe.
Coffee, climate change, and gardening (some of the news losers were saying gardening can cause sudden heart attack & stroke). 🤡
Well, they have been pretty much blaming everything for heart attacks. I guess they'll simply switch saying being alive causes cancer. I can even preview the headlines in my head: "Why assisted suicide might be good for your health: scienfic studies found that being alive increases your chances of getting cancer by 10000%.". I could even write the entire article.